Whats the best way to make your man suffer for forgetting your birthday?

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Whats the best way to make your man suffer for forgetting your birthday?
I have a terrible memory myself. I often forget my own birthday. I say forgive and put away your self-righteousness. You too someday will need forgiveness.
Reply:screw his brother and best friend together and online
Reply:Doesn't say much for a relationship if a momentary lapse of memory is something for you to get pleasure out of by making your partner suffer! Sounds to me like you are a spoiled brat!
Reply:if you are looking for the best way to make the person you "love" suffer you are obviously very immature and a b*tch. he should dump you.
Reply:Make a joke out of it,but nxt time your makin Luuuuv jump off at the appropriate moment saying you,ve forgotten to do something important--i,m sure he,l have a good laf about it!!x
Reply:going back several years ago when i was married both my husband and my kids forgot it was my birthday,not that i ever made a big deal that my birthday was coming up,but i did think they would remember after so many years.



i waited all day,and nothing......so i waited until after the shops shut,then announced to all that it was my birthday........



they never ever forgot again.....and still dont to this day
Reply:I don't know how old you are but there's only one true way for a woman to make her man suffer. You cut off that little bit of recreation and he'll never forget you birthday again. Hell even if your not dating anymore and its fifteen years down the road I guarantee he will still remember your birthday.
Reply:Show him how sad it made you, don't be spiteful and evil revenge seeking lady though or he'll think your a bad person. Tell him that you were looking forward to your present from him and using the occasion to spend some romantic time with him and felt v disappointed when that didn't happed. The guilt will kill him ;)
Reply:Treat him how you want to be treated. On his birthday do everything for him and make his day as specail as you can ( as you want it to be on your birthday so he can get some idea what kind of special birthday in your idea ) and i'm sure he will feel really disappointed in himself and he will put double effort for your next birthday if of course if he really think the world of you.



Play cool %26amp; calm is much better I think.



Good luck on your next birthday.
Reply:If u wanna be w/him, love him --do not make him suffer. No-no drama. Otherwise, later u will suffer--he'll dump U. So, just let him make it up to U.
Reply:no sex
Reply:Go see your friends for the evening on his birthday. Don't get back home till midnight. Announce "Belated Happy Birthday" to his on your coming back, if he's still awake.
Reply:deprive him of sex. It sure puts me in my place real quick.
Reply:silent treatment
Reply:Leave his ***. He obviously has no love or respect for you. Move on.
Reply:don't be silly
Reply:let him forgets that and don t interested in the matter . trust me .
Reply:Tell him what you got from his best friend ;)
Reply:Sorry If that that been me I would have been hinting weeks before my birthday about what I wanted etc.....



Don't expect a man to remember everything.....



It's not their fault It's in their nature.....



Don't sulk... Personally I think it was your fault for not reminding him.....
Reply:Nothing. If you are angry, you say you are angry and that you feel undervalued. You hope he'll say something nice. You could have dropped a hint instead of having an unvoiced expectation. It's not all about him. It's about a lack of communication.
Reply:Short-term effects:



-talk about how wonderfully was your birthday with some ex!

-make him feel guilty and force him to visit your grandma or another relative with you all afternoon...

-when he calls you, say youre busy celebrating your birthday with all your friends from college, work or whatever



then, the long-term effect would be to forget HIS birthday... lets see if he likes it!....



am i a mean? some mischiefs are not bad!!!
Reply:throw a party and not invite him to it .. or no sex for a week or make him clean your house is that a good start and yes iam a guy things my wife has done to old boyfriends
Reply:Tell him how hurt you are. Make him buy you something expensive. When his birthday comes around.....think about..maybe giving him his present at midnight..the day of his birthday....so he sees how it feels...
Reply:You know, some guys can't keep those dates in their brains.

Mine is like that and he is the most wonderful loving person

but if I want something for my birthday more than dinner out,

I have to really push for it, like write it on a note and put it on the computer screen or the calendar- "Monster T-shirt for my birthday 11-1, monsters.com size M".



Or I buy it myself. Which is sometimes a pain but I've accepted

it. He can't remember his OWN birthday half the time. I love this man, and if that's his only flaw I'm happy to buy my own gifts or just be happy to celebrate with a fancy dinner.



So... why so upset over a day late? Is it a sign of other problems

or do you just have a busymind brilliant forgetful loving one like I do?
Reply:I think we need to remember to remind our men of our birthdays. They can't remember stuff like that on their own. Now, if we remind them and they still forget, I believe there should be hell to pay! But, in reality, if they don't do something for us after they are made aware of the special day, then we should know they just don't care and take it from there.
Reply:No bed favors for one month. Cruel enough?
Reply:Forget his..
Reply:Do something really really nice for his birthday, he will realise how lucky and undeserving he is to have you and will feel guilty.
Reply:forget his simple
Reply:how about a swift kick in the bollox....he wont 4get next year!!
Reply:send yourself flowers signed anonymous

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